SHER & SHAIRI WITH COMPUTER LINGO!

                       Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
                          woh repeat kar doonga...
                        Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
                       ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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                            Shayad mere pyar ko
                         taste karna bhool gaye...
                           Dil sey aisa cut kiya
                        ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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                         Laakhon honge nigaah mein
                        kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
                           Mere pyaar ke icon pe
                       kabhi to double-click karo...
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                             Kal jab mile thhe
                         to dil mein hua ek sound.
                         Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
                            your file not found!
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                           Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
                          I don't like your face.
                          Par dil ke storage mein
                            no more disk space.
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                           Ghar se jab tum nikle
                           pehen ke reshmi gown.
                            Jaane kitne dilon ka
                            ho gaya server down.
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                          Jabse meri zindagi mein,
                            aayi hai ek female.
                          Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
                          kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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                             Dil se ek ishq ki
                     application create kar raha hoon.
                            Pyaar se debug karna
                          mein wait kar raha hoon.
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                           Tumhaare intezaar mein
                            neend aayee so gaya.
                       Yeh dekho mera isp connection
                             time out ho gaya..

Woh College Ke Din

Woh COLG ke din....
Kuch baate bhuli hui,kuch pal beete hue,
Har galti ka ek naya bahana,aur fir sabki nazar me aana,
Exam ki puri raat jagna,fir bhi sawal dekhake sir khujlana,
Mauka mile to class bunk marna,fir doston k sath majje marna,
USKI ek jhalak dekhane roj COLG jana :P ,usko dekhte dekhte attendance bhul jana,
Har pal hai naya sapna,aaj jo tute fir bhi hai apna,
Ye COLG ke din,In lamho me jindagi jee bhar ke jeena,
Yaad karke in palon ko,Fir jindagi bhar muskurana

Apples

A for apple
B for bada apple
C for chhota apple
D for dusra apple
E for ek aur apple
F for fokat ka apple
G for gol apple
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple

Dosti

Dosti achchi ho toh rang laati hai,
Dosti gehri ho toh sabko bhaati hai,
Dosti naadaan ho toh toot jaati hai,
Par agar dosti apne jaisi ho….….
Toh itihaas banaati hai !

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa,
Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost,
Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !

Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

Professional Kaun Hai ???????

Professional woh hain jo aksar phasta hain
Interviews ke sawaal mey
Badi companiyon ke jaal mey
Boss aur client ke bawaal mey

Professional woh hain jo pak gaya hain
Meetings ki jhelai mey
Submissions ki gehraai mey
Teamwork ki chataai mey

Professional woh hain jo laga rehta hain
Schedule ko failane mey
Targets ko khiskaane mey
Roz naye-naye bahaane banane mey

Professional woh hain jo lunch time
mey Breakfast karta hain
Dinner time mey Lunch karta hain aur
Commutation ke waqt soya karta hain

Professional woh hain jo paagal hain
Chai aur samose ke pyaar mey
Cigarette ke khumaar mey
Bird watching ke vichaar mey

Professional woh hain jo khoya hain
Reminders ke jawaab mey
Na milne waale hisaab mey
Behtar Bhavishya ke khwaab mey

Professional woh hain jise intezaar hain
Weekend nights par dhoom machaane ka
Boss ke chutti par jaane ka
Increment ki khabar aane ka

Professional woh hain jo sochta hain
Kaash padhaai par dhyaan diya hota
Kaash teacher se panga na liya hota
Kaash ishq na kiya hota....

Kaash...........