SHER & SHAIRI WITH COMPUTER LINGO!

                       Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
                          woh repeat kar doonga...
                        Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
                       ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
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                            Shayad mere pyar ko
                         taste karna bhool gaye...
                           Dil sey aisa cut kiya
                        ke paste karna bhool gaye...
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                         Laakhon honge nigaah mein
                        kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
                           Mere pyaar ke icon pe
                       kabhi to double-click karo...
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                             Kal jab mile thhe
                         to dil mein hua ek sound.
                         Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
                            your file not found!
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                           Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
                          I don't like your face.
                          Par dil ke storage mein
                            no more disk space.
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                           Ghar se jab tum nikle
                           pehen ke reshmi gown.
                            Jaane kitne dilon ka
                            ho gaya server down.
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                          Jabse meri zindagi mein,
                            aayi hai ek female.
                          Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
                          kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
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                             Dil se ek ishq ki
                     application create kar raha hoon.
                            Pyaar se debug karna
                          mein wait kar raha hoon.
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                           Tumhaare intezaar mein
                            neend aayee so gaya.
                       Yeh dekho mera isp connection
                             time out ho gaya..