Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan????????????????

Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai.

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 maale se gir gaya tha
Banta: toh fir bach gaya ya mar gaya ?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa do
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pehchan lega.

In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
liquid state (brilliant answer).

INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Simple, stop imagining.

A man starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Man: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.

Patient: in my dreams, rats play football every night
Dr.: take this tablet you will be ok
Patient: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final match.