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Sunday, March 9, 2014

I WANT TO VISIT, SEE and FEEL

1) http://www.virtualtourist.com/8thwonder

2) http://world.new7wonders.com/new7wonders-of-the-world-page/new7wonders-of-the-world/

3) http://www.thewondersoftheworld.net/#

Friday, May 4, 2012

Sales Employee's Daily Routine:



9.30am: Good Morning Boss

11.00am: Will do it Boss

12.00pm: At Tea Stall, Kaha Jaau Kuchh Samaj Nahi Aa Raha

2.00pm: Haan Boss Market Mein Hun, Thodi Dikkat Hai Par Kar Lunga

4.00pm: Aa Gaya usKa Wapus Phone

6.00pm: Abb Iss Pagal Ko Kya Boloo??? Business Kya Ped Pe Latak Raha Hai ..

7.00pm: Bas Phone Karle itnahi expert hai to Khud Aake Kar Le

7.30pm: Aaga Phir se Boos Ka Phone,Isske Phone Ke Chkkar Mein Dukaan Bandh Ho Jayegi, Chal Daaru Peete Hein, Kal Dekhege Kya Kerna Hai 


Next day 9:30am: Good Morning Boss, Will Do it Boss,
Kal Ka Shortfall Bhi Cover Ho Jayega Boss !!!

Saturday, April 7, 2012

The Shortest Horror Story


The shortest Horror story: . .
  
























A husband kills his wife while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping.
The weird thing was that the kid didn't ask for his mom even 3 days after she went missing.

Father: Is there something u want to ask me?
Kid: I just wonder why mom is always standing behind your back ?? :)

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Mind Test


1- Find the C below...do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2 - If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these three tests,
you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your
brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship
with Mr Alzheimer.
4 - Eonvrye whocan raed this rsaie your hnad.
To my 'selected' strange-minded friends:
If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends.. 
Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting!
If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too
5 - Can you raed this?
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it 

THE RING FINGER

Why do we wear the wedding ring on the fourth finger?

http://www.hccgarters.com/History_RingFinger.html

Monday, August 15, 2011

SHER & SHAIRI WITH COMPUTER LINGO!

                       Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
                          woh repeat kar doonga...
                        Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
                       ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...
         ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
                            Shayad mere pyar ko
                         taste karna bhool gaye...
                           Dil sey aisa cut kiya
                        ke paste karna bhool gaye...
         ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
                         Laakhon honge nigaah mein
                        kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
                           Mere pyaar ke icon pe
                       kabhi to double-click karo...
          ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
                             Kal jab mile thhe
                         to dil mein hua ek sound.
                         Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
                            your file not found!
          ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
                           Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
                          I don't like your face.
                          Par dil ke storage mein
                            no more disk space.
         ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
                           Ghar se jab tum nikle
                           pehen ke reshmi gown.
                            Jaane kitne dilon ka
                            ho gaya server down.
         ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
                          Jabse meri zindagi mein,
                            aayi hai ek female.
                          Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
                          kya mailbox, kya e-mail.
         ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
                             Dil se ek ishq ki
                     application create kar raha hoon.
                            Pyaar se debug karna
                          mein wait kar raha hoon.
         ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
                           Tumhaare intezaar mein
                            neend aayee so gaya.
                       Yeh dekho mera isp connection
                             time out ho gaya..

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Be a LEADER and not a fOLLOWER

Most people in life are simply content in following others blindly and taking the easier route. Some people prefer to make things happen for them by having a positive approach and by working hard to reach their goals. People with such attitude are leaders.


Source: shiksha.com - a naukri.com venture

Thursday, April 21, 2011

The story of appraisals....


There was once a washer man who had a donkey and a dog. One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house, the washer man was fast asleep too but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson.

The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself. The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly.

Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.

Moral of the story “One must not engage in duties other than his own"

Now take a new look at the same story...

The washer man was a well educated man from a premier management institute. He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box. He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night.. He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied a bottom up approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it. Looking at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and became his favorite pet.
The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more motivated in doing the dog's duties as well. In the annual appraisal the dog managed "ME" (Met Expectations) .

Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around.

The donkey was rated as “star performer". The donkey had to live up to his already high performance standards.
Soon he was over burdened with work and always under pressure and now is looking for a NEW JOB ... !!!!

All characters in the story are not at all imaginary.
Any resemblance to person living or dying of work is
purely intentional

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Six Thinking Hats - Edward de Bono


About the Book


There are six coloured hats corresponding to the six directions of thinking:
white, red, black, yellow, green, blue

Why did author chose hats as the symbols for the directions of thinking?
There is already a strong association between thinking and 'thinking hats' or 'thinking caps'. The value of a hat as a symbol is that it indicates a role. People are said to be wearing a certain hat. Another advantage is that a hat can be put on or taken off with ease. A hat is also visible to everyone around.

The results of using the Six Hats method are -
(1) Power - 
with the Six Hats method, the intelligence, experience and knowledge of all the members of the group are fully used. Everyone is looking and working in the same direction.
(2) Time Saving -
with parallel thinking, every thinker at every moment is looking in the same direction. The thoughts are laid out in parallel. You do not respond to what the last person has said. You simply add another idea in parallel. In the end, the subject is fully explored quickly. Later on, if it is essential to decide between the two, a decision is made. So there is not argument at every step.
(3) Removal of Ego -
with the Six Hats method you exert your ego by performing well as a thinker under each of the hats.
(4) One Thing at a Time -
with the Six Hats method, we try to do only one thing at a time. There is a time when we look for danger (black hat). There is a time when we seek new ideas (green hat). There is a time when we focus on information (white hat). We do not try to do everything at the same time.

The colour of each hat is also related to its function -

White Hat
White is neutral and objective. The white hat is concerned with objective facts and figures.

Red Hat
Red suggests anger (seeing red), rage and emotions. The red hat gives the emotional view.

Black Hat
Black is sombre and serious. The black hat is cautious and careful. It points out the weaknesses in an idea.

Yellow Hat
Yellow is sunny and positive. The yellow hat is optimistic and covers hope and positive thinking.

Green Hat
Green is grass, vegetation and abundant, fertile growth. The green hat indicates creativity and new ideas.

Blue Hat
Blue is cool, and it is also the colour of the sky, which is above everything else. The blue hat is concerned with control, the organization of the thinking process and the use of the other hats.

The three pairs of hats:
White and red
Black and yellow
Green and blue

Two main purposes to the Six Thinking Hats concept -
(1) To simplify thinking by allowing a thinker to deal with one thing at a time.
(2) To allow a switch in thinking

About the Author


Edward de Bono is widely regarded as the leading authority in the direct teaching of thinking as a skill. He originated the concept of lateral thinking and developed formal techniques for deliberate creative thinking. He has written sixty-two books, which have been translated into thirty-seven languages, has made two television series and there are over 4,000,000 references to his work on the Internet.

His instruction in thinking has been sought by some of the leading business corporations in the world such as IBM, DuPont, Shell, Ericsson, McKinsey, Ciba-Geigy, Ford and many others. He has had a planet named after him  by the International Astronomic Union and was named by a group of university professors in South Africa as one of the 250 people in all of history who have contributed most to humanity.

Dr de Bono's key contribution has been his understanding of the brain as a self-organizing system. From this solid base he set out to design practical tools for thinking. His work is in use equally in the boardrooms of some of the world's largest corporations and with four-year-olds in school. His design of the Six Hats method provides, for the first time, Western thinking with a constructive idiom instead of adversarial argument.