A little mouse living on a farm was looking through a crack in the wall one day and saw the farmer and his wife opening a package.

The mouse was intrigued by what food the package may contain. He was aghast to discover that it was a mouse trap.

The mouse ran to the farmyard warning everyone "there is a mouse trap in the house, there is a mouse trap in the house."

The chicken raised her head and said "Mr Mouse, I can tell you this trap is a grave concern to you, but it has no consequence to me and I cannot be bothered with it."

The mouse turned to pig "I am so very sorry Mr Mouse, but the trap is no concern of mine either."

The mouse then turned to the bull, "sounds like you have a problem Mr Mouse, but not one that concerns me."

The mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected that no one would help him or was concerned about his dilemma.

He new he had to face the trap on his own. That night the sound of a trap catching it's prey was heard throughout the house.

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness she could not see that it was a venomous snake who's tail the trap had caught.

The snake bit the farmers wife.

The wife caught a bad fever and the farmer knew the best way to treat a fever was with chicken soup. The farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard to get the soups main ingredient. The wife got sicker and friends and neighbours came by to take turns sitting with her round the clock. The farmer knew he had to feed them, so he butchered the pig. The farmer's wife did not get better, in fact she died and so many friends and family came to her funeral that the farmer had to slaughter the bull to feed all of them.

So the next time we hear that one of us is facing a problem and think it does not concern or affect us, let us remember that when any one of us is in trouble, we are all at risk

Footprints on sand

One night a man had a dream.

He dreamed : he was walking along the beach with God & across the sky flashed scenes from his life.

For each scene he noticed 2 sets of footprints in the sand, One belonged to him and the other to God.

When the last scene of his life flashed before them, he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

He noticed that many a times along the path of life, there was only 1 set of footprints.

He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest saddest times in his life.

This really bothered him and he questioned God about it.

He asked in a bit complaining voice:
"God,u said once, u would walk with me all the way, so I decided to follow you, but I noticed that during the most troublesome time in my life there was only one set of footprints. I don't understand why in times when I needed u the most, u left me."

God smiled and replied :
"My precious child, I love u & I would never never leave u alone.
During your times of trials and suffering. When u see only one set of footprint, it was me who carried u in my hands."

Reason why never visit a 5 * Hotel

Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: "tea please "
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst"

Apples

A for apple
B for bada apple
C for chhota apple
D for dusra apple
E for ek aur apple
F for fokat ka apple
G for gol apple
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X'mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple

I feared love
Until it touched my heart, Making the darkness fade Into endless sunny days.
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I feared ridicule
Until I learned how To laugh at myself.
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I feared growing old
Until I realized that I gained wisdom every day.
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I feared the future
Until I realized that Life just kept getting Better.
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I feared the past
Until I realized that It could no longer hurt me .
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I feared the dark
Until I saw the beauty Of the starlight.
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I feared the light
Until I learned that the Truth would give me Strength.
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I feared change
Until I saw that Even the most beautiful butterfly Had to undergo a metamorphosis Before it could fly .

My Mobiles

My FIRST mobile was Ericsson A3618

 

SECOND - LG B2070 bought for Rs. 3175 on 12th October, 2006

THIRD - Sony Ericsson W580i bought for approximately Rs. 10000 in 2008

   

FOURTH - Samsung GT-S5620 bought for Rs. 8400 on 4th September, 2010

FIFTH - Samsung GT-S5830 (2011 birthday gift by Papa Mumma) bought for Rs. 15000 approx.

SIXTH - Nexus 5 (2014 new year gift by Husband) bought for Rs. 29000 approx. It is LOST :(

SEVENTH - Samsung Galaxy E7 - Model no SM-E700H bought for Rs. 19800 in April 2015.

EIGHTH - Moto G Plus, 4th Gen (Black, 32 GB) bought for Rs. 14,999 in June 2016.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish.
The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other.
One of the men said to the other, "Please help yourself."
The other one said "Okay", and helped himself to the larger fish.
After a tense silence, the first one said, "Really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!"
The other one replied, "What are you complaining for; you have it, don't you?"

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.